HOO BOY…
11.05.09This is the “Mance Team” from West Forsyth high school…and I know I should have some snarky comment cued up about how all these guys are just orphans that were molested by the clergy before they were raised out in the woods by a pack of wild cockatoos before they were thrust into the high school scene to show that even guys that wear cheerleader outfits can be embraced by an originally abrasive student body, but really I’m at a loss. I’d wash my eyes out with something, but I’m already blind. Blind and fabulous. But mostly blind.

Seriously, if these gays, I mean guys, aren’t orphans their fathers are crying themselves to sleep every night.
This is gayer than sucking-off Liberace.
I can only imagine how much spit flies out when those queers pronounce Forsyth.
They prefer the company of men.
Who DOESN’T!
/unzips pants
You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope – some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now.