This, as best as I can tell, is the opening credits to Fully Flared, a 2007 skating video where…apparently everything blows up after they jump off it. Oh, and it’s all in slow-motion, too. It’s like those NFL commercials, except more rad. Or tubular. Or…[checks skater thesaurus] aw, hell, you get the idea.

The downside is that, as best as I can tell, none of the skateboarders actually die in the explosions. These hipster athletes are like roaches. Roaches that don’t wear goggles or helmets. And like to roll around everyplace. It’s more “TNT Games” than “X Games.” –Thanks, Matt.