Comments on: DWYANE WADE GETS A BRAZILIAN

By: Jim Jones

Jim Jones — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:09:02 +0000

Yea, he really jumped high.

[www.youtube.com]

By: DimpieChimplins

DimpieChimplins — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:49:13 +0000

Is it safe to say that Varejao’s skills are D’waning?

/leaves room

By: Clash311

Clash311 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:26:00 +0000

And I know its been a few years since the “incident,” but I still feel a little funny when I hear Marv Albert talking about one player giving another player “a facial.”

By: Clash311

Clash311 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:20:36 +0000

+1 to Josh for working in a Roots reference.

By: Kenny Shamrock

Kenny Shamrock — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:03:07 +0000

HOLY FUCKING THUNDERTHIGH-FUCKING-REDNECK, BATMAN! LOOS AT VAREJAO’S HAIR! WADE USED IT FOR A FUCKING EDDY CURRY-RAG!

By: Kenny Shamrock

Kenny Shamrock — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:00:26 +0000

(I can’t wait to get home to watch this)

By: Kenny Shamrock

Kenny Shamrock — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:59:50 +0000

HE IS BLACK! HE IS FLYING! QED: A NINJA!

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:38:52 +0000

2pts and 5 rebounds doesn’t allow Varejao the right to use the “Scorboard, bitch” term. The Cav’s were -8 with him on the floor, you actually have to contribute to be able to use that line.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:19:28 +0000

“And then after the game Wade walked right into Varejao’s house and drank his milk straight from the carton.”

And then Andy said in his Brazilian accent, “Scoreboard, bitch.”

By: Pauly

Pauly — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:09:43 +0000

I call that “The Step Dad”.