Dwyane Wade’s in the walk year of his deal with the Miami Heat, which is good news for us, because that gives us more hope of seeing more plays like this one, where Wade drives the lane against Cleveland and absolutely murders the Cavs’ Anderson Varejao. It’s a stunning display of ownage [vid's after the jump]; I think Wade called the Santa Teresa, Espírito Santo native “Toby” as he stepped over him. And then after the game Wade walked right into Varejao’s house and drank his milk straight from the carton. I hate it when people do that. –Skeets Don’t Lie.
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its a bird..its a plane…its SUPPPPPERMAN
Th only wthat would’ve been better is if he lit Varejao’s hair on fire then smashed a can of pepsi over his dome to put it out.
It’s about time someone posterized this mop haired queer.
Mmm, supper.
Did the guy fucking Star Jones need a wheelchair after the dunk?
/he’s a fucking bitch
I call that “The Step Dad”.
“And then after the game Wade walked right into Varejao’s house and drank his milk straight from the carton.”
And then Andy said in his Brazilian accent, “Scoreboard, bitch.”
2pts and 5 rebounds doesn’t allow Varejao the right to use the “Scorboard, bitch” term. The Cav’s were -8 with him on the floor, you actually have to contribute to be able to use that line.
HE IS BLACK! HE IS FLYING! QED: A NINJA!
(I can’t wait to get home to watch this)
HOLY FUCKING THUNDERTHIGH-FUCKING-REDNECK, BATMAN! LOOS AT VAREJAO’S HAIR! WADE USED IT FOR A FUCKING EDDY CURRY-RAG!
+1 to Josh for working in a Roots reference.
And I know its been a few years since the “incident,” but I still feel a little funny when I hear Marv Albert talking about one player giving another player “a facial.”
Is it safe to say that Varejao’s skills are D’waning?
/leaves room
Yea, he really jumped high.
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