Hey, if you’re ever in a parade–you probably won’t ever be in a parade, but I’m just saying–and you find yourself behind the wheel of a Ferrari–you’re never gonna be behind the wheel of a Ferrari, but just play along–do NOT drive that Ferrari into a gravel pit. Why? BECAUSE GRAVEL PITS ARE FILLED WITH GRAVEL. Amazing how that works. I’ve always been a big fan of gravel. When’s the last time anyone ever smashed a window from 50 yards with a Ferrari? –Top Speed.
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at least they had a backup Ferrari. ALWAYS have a backup Ferrari.
That was the chairman of Ferrari chauffeuring his Formula 1 drivers around. Way to impress the new signing Mario.
the chairman of ferrari,spa is luca di montezemolo, a real egotistical asshole. if that would have really been him, i’d still be in pain from excessive laughter!