BETTER THAN OVERTURNING MINIVANS
11.16.09Christmas Ape, our old friend and possibly former gay lover as far as any of you know, humbly delivered this video of rowdy Bengals fans setting fire to a Terrible Towel in the street after Pittsburgh lost to Cincinnati, 18-12. And after listening to these fellers talk, I’m a bit surprised that said street is actually paved. But to be fair, being a Bengals fan over the past twenty years does involve a great deal of head trauma. The Bengals are now 5-0 in their division and hold first place in the AFC North all by them HEY DON’T STICK THAT FOAM FINGER IN THE FIRE YOU BIG HILLIGAN!

I expect nothing less from Kentucky’s Hat.
The foam finger and foam giant cowboy hat combination (49 second mark) is a classic.