That two hundred fifty large is the going rate of greatness. That’s the amount that NFL czar Vladimir Goodell fined Tennessee Titans Bud Adams for shooting the double-bird at the Buffalo Bills, as if to say, “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.” And really, I don’t think a better $250K has ever been spent. And really, what the hell else could a guy like that spend it on? Two hundred fifty thousand chocolate Frostys? And why the hell are they making vanilla Frostys now? What’s a WHITE FROSTY GOT TO DO WITH ANY DAMN THANG? Shee-it.