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10.01.09This is the intro video and music for the University of Alaska-Fairbanks men’s (and women’s?) hockey team, and if you don’t think it’s the greatest thing ever, then we can’t be friends anymore. For future reference, anything with an exploding polar bear terrorizing satellites and detonating airports will get posted here. As long as the polar bear isn’t Muslim. Hey, we have standards around here. via.

Fuck. They blew up the moon. Now the Earth’s tilt will begin to wobble uncontrollably and we’re in for a world of shit.
Thanks UAF for dooming us all.
Pffft, CCHA doormats. That’s right, college hockey smack. Go RedHawks!!!
Polar bear wearing a jet pack while holding a hockey stick and fucking shit up to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and Enter Sandman by Metallica? fuck and yes!
i never realized how incomplete my life was without exploding polar bears.
He’s got global warming up his ass!
Did Michael Bay make that video?
Jet pack wearing, space flying super bears will doom us all. The prophecy is coming true!
College hockey smack? I’m in!
UNH! UNH!
Aaaaannnddd as usual, the Jewish polar bears get completely overlooked.
Nanooks suck go Seawolves. Funny how they go out of their way to make the bear blow up the sign in Anchorage. Anchorage doesn’t give a shit about Fairbanks, especially enough to make their intro video include it. Maybe Nanooks should show up when they play the Seawolves this year.
That’s right college hockey Alaska smack.
Congratulations. Take the largest land-dwelling predator on the planet and make it lame as fuck. That was retarded.
Crackhead. That fits coming from Anchorage. Maybe when Los Anchorage becomes a part of Alaska they will care about Fairbanks. Meanwhile, keep the meth and gang violence. Oh, and Palin.
College Hockey Alaska Smack. I do hope they show up this year though. The whole smack talk thing always cracked my up. I root for Alaska. Go Nanooks. Go Seawolves. Lets meat at the Jow.
Doh, should have laid off the Friday beer. Lets “meet” at the Joe. That cracks “me” up. The video is pretty damn funny too.