As I alluded to last week, I know jack squat about gambling, so instead of ruining your wagers, I will once again make my picks about topics I’m more knowledgeable in.

Any Other Day Of The Year over Sweetest Day. Did we really need a pseudo-Valentine’s Day? Isn’t one enough? I know, I’m a hopeless romantic.

Pepsi over Coke. No contest, unless you’re using said beverage to mix drinks. Then, I would have to reverse my position.

Blogging over Working. Duh. Oh crap, here comes my boss!

Raking Leaves over Shoveling Snow. Raking is much more conducive to 1/2-hour beer breaks.

Taco Johns over Taco Bell. Those are my two traditional Mexican fast food options where I live. It may be different in other parts of the country.

Irish Coffee over Spiked Hot Cider. That stuff is just way too apple-ly.

Doobs over bowls. Call me old-fashioned, that’s just how I roll (get it?).

Master of Puppets over And Justice For All. I anticipate no arguments on this one.

Ramen over SpaghettiO’s. In the battle of food you eat when you’re broke, there is no comparison.

Screwdrivers over Bloody Mary’s. Try as I might, I cannot dig on drinking tomato juice. And I love tomatoes. Weird.