10.09.09 WEEKEND PICKS: IT’S GETTING A BIT NIPPLY…

I have no idea what I’m doing. Please do not take my advice. In fact, it might be best if you did the exact opposite.

TEXAS -32 over Colorado. Colorado sucks. So I’ve heard.

You know what? Forget this. It would be pointless for me to continue this charade. Just looking at the betting lines made my eyes glaze over. Instead, lets go with some things I know a little bit more about.

CHEEZ-IT over Doritos. Tastier, you can eat more and your hands don’t get messy.

Xbox360 over PS3. Unless you don’t have a Blu-Ray player. Then it’s even.

Hooded Sweatshirt over Jacket. They just look cooler.

Super Mario Brothers over Sonic the Hedgehog. Not even close.

Kubrick over Scorsese. That’s a tough one, but I have to stick to my guns.

Hardwood Floors over Carpet. Dude, just get some throw rugs.

Showers over Baths. If you’re a man, this is a no-brainer.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia over The Office. I like them both, but come on.

Early Morning Golf over Sleeping In And Playing Later. Come on. The course is in better shape, the morons ain’t around, and you can always smuggle in an Irish Coffee. Take a nap later.

Ketel One over Grey Goose. This one might be more of a personal preference bit.

Weed over Booze. Unless you feel like drinking. You can always smoke later.

So, now my day here is done. It has been my pleasure trying to entertain you guys (and ladies). I hope I at least kept the seat warm for the genius that is Punte and didn’t do too much damage. Have a great weekend. Thanks for reading.