Rule of thumb: video of a fan getting kicked in the chest by a basketball player wearing the logo of my seventh-favorite fast food restaurant gets posted. Dude, the team is even named “Burger King.” How awesome is that? I want this happening in American Sports immediately, if only so I can cheer on the Jacksonville Mike’s Hard Lemonade and the St. Louis Tampax Sanitary Napkins. Guess which team would be the bleeder. Yeah, I went there. Video’s after the jump.

–The Big Picture.