THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF KIGE RAMSEY
10.09.09To be accurate, I’m pretty sure Kige Ramsey, our favorite YouTube Sports personality, never really went anywhere. He has continued to crank out videos, from “Tips For Your Chips” (BBQ Fritos have a good taste to ‘em), to informed football analysis in his charming Southern drawl. Sadly, Kige has been largely ignored by the blogosphere since he blazed a hushpuppies-fueled vapor trail across the internets.
And to that, I say no more. The world of sports needs Kige Ramsey more than ever. His cockeyed-optimism and simple-minded world view is comforting. Even more than that, his prognostication skills are a shining light of hope in an otherwise dark and frightening world of degenerate gambling.
But I sure do miss the wood paneling. Any experienced YouTube Sports personality would have told Kige that broadcasts from remote locations rarely work out as well as planned. Although the mini-helmets were a nice use of props. I was just relieved he didn’t pull out a lock of a woman’s hair or a toe after he dug in his pockets.
And where are you going to get analysis like if you have Peyton Manning on your fantasy football team, you are in good shape? Although to hear Kige say anything about something tearing something else to shreds was unsettling to say the least.

Kige from a McDonalds parking lot? He fucking sold out with this bullshit product placement. Bring back the wood paneling!
Bills over the Browns? Is he fucking crazy?
/joking obviously
Wood paneling looks great on my van.
There’s a special place in hell for people who hold up tiny Broncos helmets and say “Browns.”
My many attempts to get in the mind of Kige Ramsey have failed miserably.
By that I mean he’s banned me from every form of communication.
Say what you want, he’s still better than Kornheiser.
kige has got nothin on Keelhaul’s Triumphant Return to Obscurity