The thing that impressed me about Philadelphia’s celebration of the Phillies’ second straight NL pennant was that it seemed so exuberant, as if they hadn’t even won the World Fuggin’ Series the year before. But then these gentlemen decide that they’re ready to go home and they decide to actually get ON the cab instead of IN it. But then those two hotties pull him out of the street, and I think, “Hey, maybe this guy’s onto something here.”

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