Here’s some high school football hijinks for you: John Glenn (the Michigan high school, not the aging former Senator and astronaut) has a field goal blocked as time expires, and of course Central Plymouth is jubilant. But guess what, hoseheads: that ball didn’t cross the line of scrimmage, so it’s live. Run! Yes you with the ball! Scamper half-assedly into the endzone and savor victory! As for you, Plymouth, we have a wonderful consolation prize: a copy of the high school football rulebook. Read it sometime. via. Thanks, John.
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The coaches yelling, around the 1:10 mark, at the kid to pick it up and run won the game for them.
Why in the hell is there a high school in Michigan named after an astronaut from Ohio?
Epic Fail: Not only does Central Plymouth not finish the play, they end up losing to the team with the GAYEST UNIFORMS EVER.
Seriously, WTF is up with that color? Is that fucking lavender?
Still not as good as the kid who caught the attempted game winning field goal that fell short, then spiked it, allowing the kicking team to pick it up and run for the TD.
Wait a second – this is HS football, right? The kid’s KNEE was touching the ground (#87, holder and TD scorer) when he picked up the ball – doesn’t that make him down, regardless of where the ball ended up?
I wasn’t aware of breast cancer until I watched a John Glenn game.