Here’s a great video of a soccer player using an opposing player’s head for a practice kick. Well, it appears it was more of an accidental boot to the head, but you never know with soccer players.

I don’t speak Spanish, so I don’t know what the announcers are saying. Had they been speaking in Klingon, I might have been able to decipher the gist of it, but my guess it was something like, “Holy Taco! That probably stung more than touching your pecker after slicing jalapenos! Ritchie Valens is the best pop music artist from the 1950s! If I had the chance, I would piss on the graves of Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper!” Or something like that.

I checked the description on YouTube, hoping it would clear up the who, what, when and where of the video. Here’s how it read:

Jugador le patea la capesa a su rival in chile!! Confused with the ball Brutal Kick right in tha skined head Otro’s vids in my canal El Presidente De España Iker Casillas

Yeah, that certainly clears it up. Although I don’t quite understand what the President of Spain has to do with any of this.