10.28.09 SAN: SHE’S ON A BOAT (ON A BOAT)

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It makes your Blackberry look primitive and cumbersome.

• Phillies fans are willing to do anything to get World Series tickets. I mean…anything. Deadspin.
• The season-ending injury to Minnesota’s Eric Decker is a real blow to Caucasians everywhere.
  EDSBS.
• A 5-year-old bodybuilder is blowing up all over YouTube. It’s nice to see Romania finally putting their children to work.
  Asylum.
• Here’s the crib notes for building your own sports film. Talia Shire screaming “You Can’t Win!” strangely absent.
  Gunaxin.
• The five people you meet while running a Marine Corps marathon. Okay, four. I counted Satan twice.
  After Action/Military Times.
• Former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins runs a tight ship, but don’t ask her about the poop deck. I’m sorry, “poop deck” will never not be funny.
  Hollywood Tuna.

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