Saint Andrew’s Net is WL’s daily link dump. It often checks in at hotels around the world as “Pedro McWashington III.”

  • Seriously, if you aren’t already on the Michelle Beadle bandwagon, you can’t get a better invitation than this.
    Outside the Boxscore.
  • Chad Ochocinco says he’ll play soccer in Italy if the NFL shuts down in 2011. He’ll also cure cancer and navigate a solo flight to the moon. Whatever, Chad.
    Big League Screw.
  • Fantasy Football is all about getting your learn on. And keeping it on. And making sure your learn doesn’t shrink when you wash it.
    Channel 4 Postgame.
  • If I only had a dollar for every time I saw a guy catch a laptop with his ass.
    Consumerist.
  • Only in Ohio would they create a “piece” of “art” called “The Rape Tunnel.”
    Artlurker.
  • Browns quarterback Brady Quinn looks great on another man’s chest.
    Hugging Harold Reynolds.
  • Somebody else put together some football power rankings. You know how we feel about power rankings.
    Gridiron Experts.
  • IGN’s Jessica Chobot does reporting on video games and also writes an advice column for Maxim. She loves it when you do that up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A move.
    Hot Chicks on the Twitter.

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