10.09.09 POWER RANKINGS: TIME TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN

Power Rankings are a total waste of time. Except when we do them. Then, they kick more ass than a mule rancher.

1. Kate Beckinsale Sexiest woman alive? Sexiest woman alive.

2. Major Sites Having People Write Blogs As If They Were The Decapitated Head Of Ted Williams. Well, it was FOXSports. These guys are the same folks that keep people like Joe Buck and Terry Bradshaw employed.

3. School Spirit. There’s nothing wrong with a shirt that depicts two horses banging a cheerleader. Or is there?

4. Brett Favre The Immortal. Did you know that Favre is almost 40? Seriously, have you heard that? I’m surprised the national media isn’t covering that angle.

5. Watching Football With John Madden. Nevermind the televisions. Imagine the all the Tinactin you can use and Ace Hardware gift certificates.

6. Philadelphia Fan On Philadelphia Fan Violence. Stabbings are rarely a good thing, but…

7. Living Room Boxing. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this demonstration of brutality? Really, I’d like to shake their hand.

8. Showing People Your Wii. Your Wii history, that is. Pervs.

9. New Games To Play At Work Instead Of Working. I’m not kidding. Animator v. Animation is friggin’ awesome. Say goodbye to productivity.

10. Batman Cartoon Musicals. And Neil Patrick Harris stars in it as the Music Meister? What hasn’t that guy been in lately?