10.12.09 PIE IN THE FACE? WHAT IS THIS, 1970?

I honestly cannot remember the last time somebody not wearing a clown suit pied somebody in the face and it was actually funny. My only quandry here is whether ESPN NFL analyst Mark Schlereth deserves special distinction as a “clown.” But really, wouldn’t it be easier to just snap him with a towel, hide his car keys, or just pin him down with a couple friends in the cafeteria and stick a gravy ladle where the sun doesn’t shine? And HOW DARE HE let Chris McKendry walk into the studio unscathed. This never would have happened if Emmitt Smith was still there. via.

BY: PUNTE | TAGS: CHEAPER JOKES THAN USUAL, ESPN

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There are 6 comments about:
PIE IN THE FACE? WHAT IS THIS, 1970?

October 12th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

DimpieChimplins says:

I’d like to cream inside of Hannah Storm.

October 12th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Weed Against Speed says:

That’s not the first time Josh Elliott has taken a shot to the face from Mark Schlereth, nor will it be the last.

October 12th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

DimpieChimplins says:

I’d like to give Hannah Storm a creampie.

/fixed

October 12th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Where was Sideshow Trey Wingo during all of this?

October 12th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

Mrs.Parker says:

I’d take a creampie from Tony Reali

/wait…what?

October 16th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

KungJitsu says:

I want to space dock Erin Andrews.

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