I guess this video has been around for some time, but if I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me.
It needs a minimum amount of setup, but here goes: during a practice round or something, golf goddess Natalie Gulbis bets her caddy five bucks she can hit a friend of hers taking a nap in the empty stands. Hilarity ensues, although I can think of much better ways in which I would like Natalie to get me up.
You know, with a few sprays of rose water to lift me from my slumber followed by a nice cup of Earl Gray tea. I assume what I just wrote could be twisted into meaning something sexual in nature, but I checked and couldn’t find anything on Urban Dictionary. Usually they’re all over that.
[H/T Devil Ball Golf]

I must say I do like the MADE-UP SEXUAL METAPHORS tag
rose water usually refers to Cardinal ejaculate.
/bird Aficionado
I understand this as you want to teabag some guy named Earl Gray.