Here’s video of the Minnesota Gopher openly mocking Penn State linebacker Jerome Hayes. I mean, he’s either mocking Hayes or saying some sort of counter-prayer to combat Hayes’ prayer. Or he was just talking trash to a guy that was trying to prepare himself for a game. Either way, I disapprove, and I hope he receives a strongly-worded letter from the Mascots’ Alliance. And oh by the way, God LOVES the BCS and hates the Pac-10. He told me so. via Everywhere.
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Please continue to follow this story so that we can determine how long after this video goes viral before the Gopher gets shit canned and replaced with someone else. Although, they could just SAY they fired the guy in the gopher suit, and no one would be any the wiser. Nice.
Would there be more outrage if the gopher was mocking another religion other than Christianity?
Why does he touch his private parts after praying. GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!
/no he wont, I masturbate with rosary beads cinched around my neck
Waaaaaay too much Big Ten here lately.
I like at the end where the Gopher high-fives that cheerleader and does a mock tear. Ha! That stupid football player tried to have a quiet moment of spiritual self-reflection! That idiot! You zinged him good Gopher!
Are we sure they are just not face palming after something Lee “the Penis” Corso said on the morning Gameday show?
Tim Tebow promised to give him oral if he prayed on the field.
Just to put this out there but isn’t plausible that the tear gesture is Goldy being sad the player didn’t shake his hand? I mean, what do you usually see a mascot doing? Mimicking his surroundings. He didn’t see the player making the sign of the cross, just kneeling down. He decided to emulate it and then tried to get a hand shake at the end. When the player burned him, he was sad, hence the tear.
“Waaaaaay too much Big Ten here lately.”
It’s not the Big Ten’s fault that everyone’s laughing at them.
(Hey, come to think of it, it is.)