Comments on: KIM KARDASHIAN SOMETHING SOMETHING COSMO

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:00:07 +0000

See if I had a custom paint job on my van, my prom dates father wouldn’t have called the cops on me.

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By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:04:12 +0000

…that van is pure awesome.

By: Zack

Zack — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:58:18 +0000

...some way to convince Miss Playing-Hard-To-Get to hop in your windowless van. If you had a van like this, you'd never need to resort to trickery. They'd just hop right in.

By: DimpieChimplins

DimpieChimplins — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:55:27 +0000

If a sausage fell out of her ass I would put mustard on it.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:53:45 +0000

I would nail her but I’m afraid that my dong isn’t black enough for her liking.

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:41:18 +0000

Ugh…I LOVE strippers and blow!!!

By: CrabblerK3

CrabblerK3 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:19:04 +0000

All of this is beside the point. Why don’t we have more stories of Vegas foolishness? That “What happens in Vegas…” crap is useless. I want tales of strippers and blow.

By: ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:15:25 +0000

Well, Mrs. P – I am sure there are a few posters here that would be willing to give you an honest evaluation of both your “tatas” and “junk”.

/Who, me?

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:09:06 +0000

She has nice tatas, but its the ass that just makes my jaw drop. Its huge but still firm looking….I hate bitches who are naturally blessed with junk.

/runs away crying and goes and does 500 squats and lunges

By: El Dub

El Dub — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:06:14 +0000

Agreed ILPHaPH. I hate her more than I hate most people, but damn do I want to put my face in those melons.

Then kill her. What? I’m a hopeless romantic.