Now that rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is back dating Reggie Bush, it is now safe to resume writing inane posts about her as a thinly-veiled excuse to showcase her ‘talents’, correct?
Of course, her talents consist solely of displaying her luscious breasts and sumptuous behind for the masses, but who am I to argue?
Kim Kardashian will be the cover girl for the November 2009 issue of Cosmo. And we’re all very happy for her for that.
So, after ogling her photos, head on over to Cosmo and read her cover story interview to get to know the “Real” Kim Kardashian. Nah, just kidding. I would, however, recommend taking the “Are You A Good Flirt?” quiz. Because sometimes you find yourself without that bottle of chloroform and you have to figure out some way to convince Miss Playing-Hard-To-Get to hop in your windowless van.
[H/T Epic Carnival]
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She really does have fantastic tits.
They didn’t break up, her ass has its own gravitational pull, and he just happened to break free for a little bit…
Agreed ILPHaPH. I hate her more than I hate most people, but damn do I want to put my face in those melons.
Then kill her. What? I’m a hopeless romantic.
She has nice tatas, but its the ass that just makes my jaw drop. Its huge but still firm looking….I hate bitches who are naturally blessed with junk.
/runs away crying and goes and does 500 squats and lunges
Well, Mrs. P – I am sure there are a few posters here that would be willing to give you an honest evaluation of both your “tatas” and “junk”.
/Who, me?
All of this is beside the point. Why don’t we have more stories of Vegas foolishness? That “What happens in Vegas…” crap is useless. I want tales of strippers and blow.
Ugh…I LOVE strippers and blow!!!
I would nail her but I’m afraid that my dong isn’t black enough for her liking.
If a sausage fell out of her ass I would put mustard on it.
…some way to convince Miss Playing-Hard-To-Get to hop in your windowless van.
If you had a van like this, you’d never need to resort to trickery. They’d just hop right in.
…that van is pure awesome.
See if I had a custom paint job on my van, my prom dates father wouldn’t have called the cops on me.
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