Yet another high school basketball coach is in hot water for doing a bad thing with his ding-a-ling. This time, it was putting it inside a minor student that is causing all of the commotion.
Dwayne Bernard, 29, was charged with 17 counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile and three counts of prohibited sexual conduct between an educator and a student.
He was booked into the Iberia Parish Jail Wednesday on a $50,000 bond.
According to a press release from the sheriff’s office, detectives were notified of a relationship between Bernard and the 17-year-old female student by the Iberia Parish School Board. via. via.
17 counts of carnal knowledge? He must be a huge Van Halen fan. Or possibly just Sammy Hagar. Who knows, right?


Since this is Louisiana, I’m confused. Is the crime that the girl is too old?
They have schools in Louisiana?
He must also be a big fan of the movie “Carnal Knowledge” starring Jack Nicholson and Candice Bergen
The daddy pressed the charges, for messing up his regular Friday night date.
They have black people (who didn’t drown and aren’t Reggie Bush) in Louisiana?
“IT’S PERVERTED BASKETBALL COACH DAY ON WL”
—note to self, stop at Hallmark on way home and get card for this holiday—
17 year old female?? Fuck Van Halen, how about some Winger!!