10.21.09 ESPN’S STEVE PHILLIPS SUSPENDED
ESPN analyst Steve Phillips has been suspended by that network, apparently for banging A 22-year-old production assistant back in July. Phillips, 46, tried to break off his affair with Brooke Hundley, who then harassed Phillips and his family until the former New York Mets GM filed a harassment thingy with police.
The New York Post compares the affair to that movie Fatal Attraction, but there’s one clear difference here, and that is that Glenn Close didn’t look like a supporting character in Where The Wild Things Are. Seriously, Steve? You’re throwing away your marriage on that?! Her? What, does she tell funny jokes or something? Hey, Brooke! Your mom called! She said “MOO!” Aww, that was mean.
Glenn Close? I could see that. Hell, I’d do Glenn Close now. Sure, she’s a bit brittle these days, but least she doesn’t look like she’d chew on the furniture. What’s that? You were looking for real analysis on this? Well, the New York Post and Deadspin are all over this. Go there. Oh, and it looks like Steve and his wife Marni are getting a divorce. I guess Steve’s earlier affair while he was with the Mets didn’t help that cause. But to be totally fair, the Mets screw everybody.
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ESPN’S STEVE PHILLIPS SUSPENDED
Throwing your marriage away on that is like choosing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich as your last meal before you go to the electric chair.
There’s hot, then there’s office hot. Then there’s that. Maybe she’s got like huge bazooms or something.
That’s a man, man. Seriously, I looked prettier when I dressed up as Buckethead for Halloween a few years back.
/KFC is sexy
from the NY Post: “While the tubby temptress has ducked questions from The Post, she posted her mood on her MySpace page today as “hopeful.”
“Tubby temptress,” and that is why I love the NY Post.
Steve Phillips had an affair with Jorge Posada?
You were looking for real analysis on this?
not at all, what you were doing is exactly what i wanted. Please, continue.
When is the sextape coming out?
/vomits in mouth
I wasn’t looking for analysis, per se, but I was hoping that you would mention the rumored Phillips crotch birthmark.
http://theproducers.weei.com/sports/boston/dennis-and-callahan/will-people-ever-learn/
more pics of her there…
/shudder
Anyone got pictures of his wife? Curious to see what she looks like.
If ESPN doesn’t fire him for this, I hope Harold Reynolds commandeers a tank and takes out half of Bristol.
That’s strange, UU. A cursory google search yields no pictures of Phillips’ wife. That’s probably because his wife is really Joe Morgan.
Imagine what a shrew his wife must be for THAT to be a viable alternative. But cut him a little slack. Most 46-year-old guys married to their first wife are not getting anything at home. No, wait. Just looked at the photo again. Don’t cut him any slack.
In that last picture she is dressed up as the USS Missouri.
Anyone know if this chick is related to former NY Mets catcher Todd Hundley? Wait a minute….are we sure that’s not Todd Hundley???
Oh thats cool that Lattimer from The Program got a job with ESPN
Maybe she rusty-trombones him?
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