Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, fresh off his loss to the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday night, was given a 2-year, $30 million extension by the Bears, keeping the Vanderbilt product with the team through 2013.
A person familiar with the negotiations said the deal includes approximately $20 million guaranteed and roughly $30 million in new money. The person spoke on the condition of anonymity because the terms were not released.
“Thanks to the Bears, the McCaskey family and all the Bears fans for the support,” Cutler wrote Tuesday night on his Twitter page. –Y! Sports.
And he’s obviously very excited about that. Jay, you just got $20 million guaranteed. You could buy half of sub-Saharan Africa if you wanted. How about a little smile? Aren’t you gonna smile for us, Jay? We just gave you a lot of money for a smile. Can you smile? Can you gimme widdle bitty smile? Where’s that smile? THERE IT IS! Good boy! Here, have some candy. NOOOOOO!!!

Dangle some insulin in front of him if you want him to smile.
Wow! That’s $15 million per chin!
Now he only trails Eli Manning as the richest retard in America.
At $40 mil per year, Richest Retard in America is award goes to this man:
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If i could develop 4 more chins.. i could make 30 more million?