I wouldn’t have such disdain for children if their parents would simply adopt the attitude that they raise their kids, and not the other way around. But this little seedling here was raised all proper-like. Here’s Rizzo, as he’s called on the YouTube page, reciting Herb Brooks’ pregame speech before Team USA took on the Russians, as told by the film Miracle. And it’s awesome, from the way he slaps the air hockey table when he walks into the room to the way he screams, “Screw ‘em!” If all kids were like this, I’d probably have like 12 of them by now. via.

And here’s the version from the 2004 film.