BMX GUY SHOULD JUST FACE REALITY…
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…and realize he’s never going to make it as a professional bike rider person thinger – I don’t know – whatever they call themselves. X-Gamer? XTREME CYCLIST? Unemployed bicycle messenger? Whatever.
Either way, that’s some gnarly face plant action right there. Did I just type gnarly? Sheesh. Now his pretty little face will more than likely permanently bear the mark of his epic suckiness. Dork.
[H/T Don Chavez]
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I see nothing about dropping $600 on blackjack, $200 on strippers or lobster buffets.
It was all worth it for the Axe body spray endorsement.
It would have been better if he was riding his bike without a seat. Get it? Because it would have gone up his ass because he’s gay…. just forget it.
That’s awesome, yeah he is a professional rider. Metal Bikes. Sooo you’re dumb.