Former tennis great Andre Aggasi has released a new book called “Open: An Autobiography,” wherein he reveals that he was using crystal meth in 1997–the same year that he married actress Brooke Shields.

[A] publicist for Random House confirmed the news. “Those excerpts contain revelations about Andre’s use of crystal meth when he was a tennis player,” said Paul Bogaards, director of media relations at Knopf, a division of Random House. Agassi used in 1997. –Huffpo.

Help me out here: is crystal meth like a high-end version of regular meth? Is there such a thing as diamond meth? Platinum meth? Sorry, I know nothing about recreational drug use. But I did steal some of these little blue pills from my dad’s medicine cabinet. A few of these should give me time to forget about being such a fat, sadistic loner.