10.19.09 A SPLENDIDLY SPLINTERED HALLOWEEN COSTUME
When you can pull off a Halloween costume that serves as the ultimate tribute to Frozen Head Baseball with a skosh of insinuated necrophelia, you’ve reached the big time. This guy took it upon himself to dress up as a post-mortem Ted Williams, and I should probably watch what I say in the event that all that hokey cryogenic crap actually works and he comes back from the dead with a vengeance and starts hunting down all of my children 20 years into the future. But the jokes on him: once those kids pass away, I’m off the hook for child support…unless he decides to cryogenically freeze them. Aw, crap.
More pictures at Unathletic Mag; thanks to Don Chavez for the heads-up.
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A SPLENDIDLY SPLINTERED HALLOWEEN COSTUME
If that girl isn’t a filthy whore I don’t know who is.
I guess the Bill Buckner costume was too hard on his lower back
No, no, GHB, the girl he’s standing next to is dressed as Bill Buckner, in that she’ll let just about anything pass between her legs.
I wonder if he got head.
In any event, great costume.
So are these pictures from last year’s Halloween, or did Punte somehow wake up two weeks into the future this morning?
El Dub, maybe it was in his FlashForward?
/Punte is someone’s father?!?!?!
So Ted Williams had two spinal cords…
makes sense.
“So Ted Williams had two spinal cords…”
How else do you think he hit .400????
“So Ted Williams had two spinal cords…”
I’ve seen the costume in person. It’s NOT two spinal cords. It’s a spinal cord and an esophagus with frozen clear stuff dripping out of it.
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