Dr. Saturday has assembled their latest takedown of Ohio State’s performance against Southern Cal, and it is as impressively executed as it is empirically damning of the state of the Jim Tressel regime at Ohio State. For the second time in as many years, The 105,000+ that packed Ohio Stadium last Saturday were betrayed by Tressel’s predictable game-planning and his steadfast refusal to let Terrelle Pryor play like the quarterbacking phenom we all knew he was going to be.
Pryor was not coached to make a bootleg fake at all. Instead, he would hand the ball off to the running back and, as if he was Dan Marino, stand there and watch the play. How insane is that? You take your most talented runner, and ask him to hand it off and then stand there to ensure that the defense knows it need not worry about him? And not worry about him they did; OSU’s power plays were overwhelmed with Trojan defenders. The bootleg fake is one of the keys to making the power stuff go; that’s why the zone-read stuff was invented, to better control that backside defender. Quarterbacks from Fran Tarkenton to Joe Montana — guys with sensible coaching — paved the way for this for years. via.
It’s hard to dump on a guy with five national championships in Division I, until you realize that his team simply gave away a game that could have put them at No. 2 in the polls and, ergo, a fourth BCS title game (de facto or otherwise) in seven years. With Michigan and Tate Forcier rolling after beating Notre Dame last week, Tressel will have to start pulling rabbits out of his ass if he expects to win in Ann Arbor this year. And not those conservative, Power-I running rabbits, either.

This post title gave me a great idea for a product: Ohio State sweater vests for scrotums.
It’s a can’t-miss.
I should add that the testicles are pulled through the arm holes. Stylish.
I can upload a photo of me wearing a prototype if anyone is interested.
This shit pisses me off. You greedy fucking anOSU fans think that you should win a goddamn title every fucking season because you have done so ONCE in the past 40+ years. Well, fuck you. Fuck you very much. There are 115 programs out there that would take your .900-ish winning percentage coach if you don’t want him anymore. Assholes. You make me sick.
I despise Ohio State and their fanbase. But I highly doubt they are gonna get beaten by Michigan. They barely squeaked by Charlie’s fat ass.
Maybe they can go dig up Woody Hayes and get him to coach instead. The downside being he’ll probably smell like pee from all the Wolverine fans (myself included)that have pissed on that grave over the last 2 decades…oh, no…wait, that’s just Tressel’s sweater vest. Doesn’t he ever wash that thing?
Why is JT taking all of the heat? “Pryor was not coached to make a bootleg fake?” Why would anyone make that assumption? Perhaps he simply has no instincts. He is simply not a good quarterback. At all. Nearly every pass he threw was off his back foot because he was terrified that he was going to get drilled in straight in his delicate vagina.
USC owned the fourth quarter because Terrelle Pryor is a pussy and Matt Barkley is not. Period.