09.15.09 TOM BRADY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU ARE
I’m already sick to death of people whining, “Oh, Tom Brady blew off Suzy Kolber for an interview.” Yeah, so? Do you have any idea of the demands on his time? Tom Brady makes $10 million a year for a reason, and it’s not so he can flash a flight attendant’s smile whenever somebody jams a camera into his face.
Think about his relationship with the media over the past year. Everything the guy does is being covered by either ESPN or US Weekly or the Honduran Gay Men’s Journal, Drew’s personal favorite. Dude had armed guards to keep the paparazzi out of his wedding. And keep in mind that he wasn’t even playing for nearly all of 2008. And he comes back last night and nearly loses to the GD Bills [and probably should have, were it not for the heroics of the Bills' Leodis McKelvin], and now he’s supposed to stop in his tracks and spoon-feed the beast? I don’t care if he’s just getting off of work or not; if he doesn’t want to talk to the media, he shouldn’t have to outrun Suzy Kolber to make that point.
That said…damn, Tom. Did you hurt your knee so bad that you couldn’t outrun some 45-year-old woman? But this is a guy that’s already knocked up two of the most beautiful women in the world. After pulling that off, I really don’t see why he should be making time for anyone else. Do you? vid.

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TOM BRADY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU ARE
I wanna kiss you.
Like avoiding ex-girlfriends… just pretend you can’t hear them.
Can the NFL see to it that the Bills no longer play on MNF as long as Jauron is the coach.
HDTV despises throwback uniforms.
I like the way Suzy didn’t give up though. She chased him down.
spoon-feed The Beast
/nice Swayze dig
//why do I always disagree with your opinions, Punte???
I don’t know, but I’m glad you’re sticking with me.
The law of averages suggests we’ll agree on something eventually. But I break the law all the time. I’m dangerous like that.
Suzy chases him down to ask “how does it feel to win the game?” What kind of question is that? And what kind of response does she expect? “Uhhh, it feels good.”
Dear Tom Brady-
You’re an asshole. I hate you and your coach and your team. I hope you all know you pulled one lucky win out of your ass. Way to suck less than the Bills (nothing to be proud of).
Sincerely,
Everyone outside of the Boston/Bristol area codes
PS- Go fuck yourself
Suzy Kolber has a good motor.
“Suzy, I cut the sleeves off because it looks cool”
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