If you were hoping for something about Juan Manuel Marquez today, urine luck! Marquez is making headlines not for his pugilistic prowess, but for his prescribed portions of piss. He says it helps him process vitamins in his body. Some people will do anything to get out of eating their vegetables.
Oh, and he’s fighting Floyd Mayweather next weekend. Floyd’s coming out of retirement for it. They’re putting it on movie screens, actually. I guess that’s important, too. But really, the glass seems a bit fancy, doesn’t it? Normally a Dixie cup works great for catching that sort of thing. via.

Punte, you have redeemed yourself. Greatest. Lead. Ever.
Osi Umenyiora is not impressed. He drinks the auju sauce AND eats the steak.
Underage girls are a perfect vessel for piss.
/R. Kelly