UPDATE: Blount has been suspended for the year; his career as an Oregon Duck is over. There’s always the UFL, kid.
It wasn’t bad enough that Oregon had to cost me money by marching out of Boise State with a bizarre 19-8 loss on ESPN last night. No, we had to watch some senior awesomely lose any sense of composure and totally coldcock some white guy. Yeah, running back LeGarrette Bounte, who ran for 1,000 yards last year by the way, basically ruined Byron Hout’s poop before almost coming to blows with his own teammates and being restrained from fans by stadium security. Lotta pride in that feller there, and one can only speculate how severely Oregon will act to discipline him.
“I tell you what, that will never happen again,” Blount continued. “I will never lose my head again. … I should have handled that situation a lot better than I did.” via.
But let’s not forget that this whole thing was touched off by Hout slapping Blount on the shoulder pad and getting into his ear. We can see Boise State head coach Chris Petersen returning the favor before Blount delivers a Nike swoosh of his own to Hout’s chin. Should Hout be suspended for touching a guy’s shoulder pads? No, he should be suspended for running his mouth without wearing his helmet. Stupidity like that deserves a punishment all its own.
Oh, and South Carolina won last night, 7-3. No. 19 Utah also won, and the rest of the games were kinda blah. Thanks, Joel, for the vid, and you’re right: Emilio Estevez would never let his Ducks do this.
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Now lets shake hands and come out fighting
One day into the season and already tired of the SEC knob-slobbing during the ESPN broadcast. NC State couldn’t get out of their own way on offense but if you tuned in all you heard was how stout the Gamecocks were on D, SEC speed, blahblahfuckingblah.
Oh–and white dudes should not pop off to JUCO transfers at the end of the game.
Nevermind what he said, I think Boise State deserves a punch for playing on that stupid blue field. Then again, Oregon deserves a suspension for those god awful uniforms. In the end, maybe this is ok. Justice served.
That was a nice football career Blount. Time to focus on that degree.
Or prepare for UFC 121: Blount vs. Slice
Temporary insanity. For just a moment there, Blount was in his own private Idaho.
Lost his head? Who is he, Ichabod Crane?
/kick his ass off the team
//nobody fucks with white people
Damn. That Defensive Lineman just folded over like a pussy after that shot to the jaw. He looked almost exactly like my wife does after she mouths off.
That SC game was almost as boring as watching a baseball game
Nothing says ‘badass’ more than suckerpunching a dude and then skipping backwards away from the scene to avoid any reprisals. Blount obviously went to the Carmelo Anthony School of Bitch Fighting.
“Looks like this Bronco suffered from a little…[puts on sunglasses] Blount force trauma.”
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
That was the hardest hit he delivered to anyone all night. The guy runs like a bitch.
Looks like the Bengels have a future prospect in the making.
Weird, I didn’t know Glass Joe was playing defensive end for BSU.
I believe the term is called TNB.