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  • Charles Barkley hates Twitter. Probably because no matter how much he pays it, it’ll never give him a blow job.
    SB Nation.
  • I’m only linking this to point out that NOBODY DESERVES TO BE CALLED A JOCK IF THEY CAN’T BOWL ANY HIGHER THAN A 37.
    Asylum.
  • The Washington Nationals want to sell you their balls–at a premium, of course.
    Nationals Enquirer.
  • The best NFL wags from the 1980s. I had no idea that the girl from Thriller dated Jim Brown.
    Manofest.

  • It’s time to start developing better nicknames for the fighters in MMA.
    The Cage Doctors.
  • J.A. Happ might be the Phillies’ only option at closer come October. Bleacher Report.
  • Worst pole vaults ever. This will be review for some of you.
    Epic Carnival.
  • Those of you looking for skin can take a gander at Jackie Orlando. She’s 5-foot-10 and gets angry when you don’t do the dishes like you said you would.
    Explore Talent.

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