Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link goodness. Its goodness shifts so much that it makes Al Roker’s weight look stable and unfluctuating.

  • Allen Iverson signed a one-year deal with Memphis. Nobody knows why.
    That NBA Lottery Pick.
  • Anything tabbed “Redneck Ninja School” gets ushered to the front of the line.
    Recall.
  • Here’s a fine summary of foul ball etiquette.
    The Big Picture.
  • Rafael Nadal was molested by a male spectator at the US Open. Monica Seles doesn’t think that’s so bad.
    The World of Isaac.
  • Diana Russini looks well after having allegedly dating the Mets’ David Wright. I know if was going to put something oversized on my head, it wouldn’t have been that stupid helmet.
    Busted Coverage.

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