Power Rankings are incredibly pointless. Except when we do them. When that happens, they kick ass.

1. The debut of the Lingerie Football League. If you thought the XFL folded faster than a t-shirt on YouTube, you ain’t seen nothing yet. On the other hand, boobs. You can buy a single game pass on their site for 8 bucks. Yeah…neither am I.

2. Brett Favre fines. The Vikings QB was docked $10k for this illegal crackback block last week. He’s throwing money away like it’s a fade ball on 3rd and long.

3. A band of little people invading Los Angeles. Hey, it’s better than watching the Dodgers.

4. The TV return of Erin Andrews last night. It was somewhat overshadowed last night, but that’s fine. ESPN can’t hide her forever.

5. Broken legs in soccer. They never get old. But yeah, thoughts and prayers and whatever.

6. David Wright’s batting helmet. It also doubles as a salad bowl. And a kayak.

7. Bacon. It’s a meat. It’s a container for your hipster paraphernalia.

8. The failure of Mike Brown as an NFL owner. It’s worth repeating. He sucks.

9. Narcoleptic bowling. Of course, all the cool stuff happens in the UK before we see it.

10. The Charlie Weis billboard. Enjoy losing to Nevada. Sucker.