Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is catching a lot of flack for the 20,000-plus sales of his so-called Party Passes, which were standing-room-only tickets that apparently couldn’t guarantee its holders of getting a good look at the field, or even into the stadium. And whaddaya know, everyone’s all bent out of shape because they thought $29 was going to be enough money to enjoy the NFL experience. Suckers. Anyway, here’s Jones trying to come up with a little bit of extra revenue after Tony Romo gets the pick-six treatment from the Giants. Be careful where you wipe that, Mr. Jones. Sixty percent of that booger belongs to the players. via.