09.14.09 NFL BRAINS TO BE DONATED FOR MED. RESEARCH
Three active NFL players have agreed to donate their brains to concussion research at Boston University, which will be noteworthy until each of them retires and in turn becomes totally irrelevant to the public at large.
Even though dozens of former NFL players have agreed to donate their brains after death, center Matt Birk of the Baltimore Ravens, linebacker Lofa Tatupu of the Seattle Seahawks and receiver Sean Morey of the Arizona Cardinals are the first active players to do so.
The goal of the university’s Center for the Study of Traumatic Encephalopathy is to better understand the long-term effects of repeated concussions.
I don’t think any of us really want to know the full physical extent to which these guys are beating the hell out of each other every week. Typically, it’s more fun to scream at our TVs every time a player drops a pass or misses a block, but the physical toll has been–until now, I guess–immeasurable. I’m not really sure how you prevent guys from hurting each other in a sport where the objective is to hurt each other. But good for Boston U, I guess. After the research is completed, I’m sure Matt Birk’s brain will fetch a pretty penny on eBay. If only he could autograph it…

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NFL BRAINS TO BE DONATED FOR MED. RESEARCH
Somewhere Trent Green is asking for a double scoop of chocolate and drooling on himself wondering why they didnt want some of his lobe.
Aikmen forgets why he didn’t sign up for this.
Trent Green and Matt Millen are presently engaged in the worlds longest game of chess. Not saying Matt Millien suffers from head trauma…just that he’s a ruh-tard.
Eli Manning volunteered as well but the research team didn’t want it.
True story: The new center on the Vikings who replaced Matt Birk is the little brother of a guy I grew up with - John Sullivan.
I’m sure this will be front page news again in 2039 when Matt Birk finally succumbs to Gingervitis and is dissected on live TV by Boston University cyborgs.
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