09.15.09 MIAMI DOLPHINS ARE STILL CHEERLEADER-Y

I was going to make a joke along the lines of cheerleaders ensuring that America will never have a female president unless Caster Semenya became an American citizen, but then I realized that such a quip would falter technically, as naturalized citizens are ineligible for the presidency here, which would be great if Osama ever decided to run for governor of Texas. Hey, I’m sure that guy hates Mexicans as much as anyone. I guess I’ll have to come up with some other piece of “humor” to kick this post off. I can’t just kick it off with boob talk. That’s just what the boobs will be expecting. via.

BY: PUNTE | TAGS: CHEERLEADERS, MIAMI DOLPHINS, NFL

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There are 2 comments about:
MIAMI DOLPHINS ARE STILL CHEERLEADER-Y

September 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Sex Cannon says:

Every NFL season when the last undefeated team loses, I open a bottle of champagne and hit Nick Buoniconti in the fucking head with it.

September 15th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

I’ll be honest, Punte, there haven’t been enough of these posts since you took over. Less opinion, more masturbatin’

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