09.27.09 LET’S PLAY NFL CHEERLEADER PICK ‘EM

Kickoffs for the early games are just around the corner and I’m sure there are some degenerate gamblers out there still hemming and hawing over which teams they should wager their kid’s insulin money on. Fear not, Weed is here for you. And since picking games is as useless a pursuit as cruising the high school parking lot for dates, let’s try a more unconventional method: general cheerleader attractiveness.

That’s right. I’ll be making my picks for the afternoon games based solely on which image of a team’s cheerleader I found via Google Image Search tickles my fancy more. Why not, I say.

Note: did you know that the Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, New York Giants and Pittsburgh Steelers don’t have cheerleaders? The hell? Who runs these teams? Boob-hating communists? Consequently, no picks will be made involving games with these jagoff teams. For shame.

Kansas City Chiefs at Philadelphia Eagles

Weed’s pick: Eagles

San Francisco 49ers at Minnesota Vikings

Weed’s pick: Vikings (homer call)

Tennessee Titans at New York Jets

Weed’s pick: Titans

Atlanta Falcons at New England Patriots

Weed’s pick: Falcons

Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans

Weed’s pick: Jaguars

New Orleans Saints at Buffalo Bills

Weed’s pick: Saints

Miami Dolphins at San Diego Chargers

Weed’s pick: Chargers

Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders

Weed’s pick: Broncos

Alrighty, let’s see how this little experiment goes. One caveat: if you base your bets on these picks, I’m not responsible. However, if these picks are dead-on accurate, then I get a cut. 30% should work.