09.03.09 LARRY FITZGERALD LIKES PANCAKES

Here’s the guy that would have won Super Bowl XLIII for the Arizona Cardinals if they just woulda thrown him the damn ball a little sooner. Of course, the waitstaff has no problem just throwing a plate full of pancakes, coffee, and whatever that little white thing is. Oh, I guess that’s a mug for the coffee. I forgot that they have that little bar of different syrups on the tables. But seriously, does anybody even eat breakfast anymore? I spend most of my mornings making sure my girlfriend gets to junior high school on time. via.

BY: PUNTE | TAGS: ARIZONA CARDINALS, FORCING THE STATUTORY RAPE JOKES, LARRY FITZGERALD, NFL

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There are 6 comments about:
LARRY FITZGERALD LIKES PANCAKES

September 3rd, 2009 at 10:57 am

Oliver Klozoff says:

Good thing he wasn’t at Denny’s or he would still be waiting…you know, because they hate black people.

September 3rd, 2009 at 11:01 am

Vagoo Guru says:

“I spend most of my mornings making sure my girlfriend gets to junior high school on time.”

I think I just shit a little.

September 3rd, 2009 at 11:04 am

UpstateUnderdog says:

What does he like more: pancakes or Ritz crackers?

“does anybody even eat breakfast anymore?”
If drinking beer at 8am qualifies as breakfast, then yes, yes I do.

September 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 am

Enrico Pallazzo says:

But was his dad covering his pancake eating?!?!?!

September 3rd, 2009 at 11:17 am

joedumond says:

at least he doesn’t have to get on the camel like Rod Tidwell.

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Hef says:

I’m pretty sure he didn’t really catch those plates. Hollywood magic is magical.

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