If you were one of the lucky few that secured an invite to Lamar Odom’s bachelor party scheduled for last night, we offer our condolences. And so does Odom, who’s still scheduled (as far as we know) to marry Khloe Kardashian on Sunday.
“I am extremely thankful to Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian, for agreeing to host my bachelor party this evening at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux.
Man, that would have been a sweet party, but it’s probably for the best that such an awesome event didn’t happen. How depressing would it be to have an awesome time with strippers and midgets and then realize, Oh, I have to get married in three days to someone who’s neither a stripper nor a midget. This is exactly why we’re hiring a clown to drink with us in Vegas. Because parties with strippers and midgets are just a logistical nightmare.