If you were one of the lucky few that secured an invite to Lamar Odom’s bachelor party scheduled for last night, we offer our condolences. And so does Odom, who’s still scheduled (as far as we know) to marry Khloe Kardashian on Sunday.
“I am extremely thankful to Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian, for agreeing to host my bachelor party this evening at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux.
I regret, I will have to cancel this event because I have now decided to have a private dinner with my teammates, a few close friends and of course Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian.”
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Man, that would have been a sweet party, but it’s probably for the best that such an awesome event didn’t happen. How depressing would it be to have an awesome time with strippers and midgets and then realize, Oh, I have to get married in three days to someone who’s neither a stripper nor a midget. This is exactly why we’re hiring a clown to drink with us in Vegas. Because parties with strippers and midgets are just a logistical nightmare.
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That will surely lead to some sexy clown porn.
Really? That big bitch has him whipped into pussy shape already.
Doe the fact that they planned a circus-style bachelor party suggest to anyone that this is just one big enormous publicity stunt? How about the fact that the ceremony will be held at 123 Fake Street and the reception will be at the Gullible Club?
I hate the Lakers with a passion I normally reserve for Galtists, but I’m still pretty embarrassed for Odom that he let himself get roped into this shit.
It’s “does”, asshole.
He should have had the bachelor party and cancelled the wedding. Odom isn’t very smart, I’m embarrassed to be a URI grad.
The great thing about midgets is they don’t have to kneel to fellate you. The great thing about clowns is that you can beat them up and they still look happy.
Maybe, since he never got that insane contract that he wanted, he is cutting back on money and having the midgets and strippers at the wedding and doing it all in one day. You know, two birds one stone…two girls one cup type deal.