09.30.09 KIMBO SLICE’S UFC DEBUT TONIGHT

Arguably the most anticipated MMA fight to happen on free TV will air tonight when Elite XC alum Kimbo Slice takes on former International Fight League champ Roy Nelson in the feature bout on Spike TV’s “The Ultimate Fighter.”

The Slice-Nelson fight was taped several weeks ago. There have been conflicting spoilers that indicate that Kimbo both wins and loses, so it really anyone’s guess.

Nelson may look like a fat truck driver, but he is no joke. Unlike many heavyweights, Nelson’s strength is his ground game.[..]This is probably the last guy you want to fight if you are Kimbo Slice. Unfortunately for Kimbo fans, Slice is a goner if this thing goes to the ground.–Eric Gargiulo.

The show airs at 10 PM Eastern AND Pacific time, but you’re much more “in” if you watch it on Pacific time, preferably while snorting about $200-worth of cocaine. Because cocaine turns boring, slovenly people into rock stars in the blink of an eye. But then, so does every reality show on E!, from what I can tell.