COYOTE UGLIER: WAYNE GRETZKY QUITS
09.24.09
The most marketable face of pro hockey’s most unstable franchise is gone. Wayne Gretzky, who happens to be one of the greatest players to ever play the game, has quit as head coach of the Phoenix Coyotes.
“This was a difficult decision that I’ve thought long and hard about,” Gretzky said in a statement Thursday on his Web site. “We all hoped there would be a resolution earlier this month to the Coyotes ownership situation, but the decision is taking longer than expected.
“Since both remaining bidders have made it clear that I don’t fit into their future plans, I approached general manager Don Maloney and suggested he begin looking for someone to replace me as coach. Don has worked hard and explored many options. I think he has made an excellent choice, and so now it’s time for me to step aside.”
Gretzky’s replacement seems to be in hand, though no announcement has been made. And there’s a good chance that this could be it for the end of the Coyotes in Arizona, and the league-wide ramifications of the sale could be zzzzzzzzz…

Thrilling, just seat grabbing awesome…unfortunately I am a big hockey fan. Arizona should just allow ASU to expand to the whole state so we can fit more hot girls into one central location like that. Just call it the sex state.
New add posted by Bettman: Shitty hockey team in shitty hockey market for sale. $150 million. The successful new owner would have to keep the team in Arizona and be completely insane and mentally retarded.
Wayne Gretzky retired from hockey in 1999…the man behind the bench of the Coyotes for the last 4 years was not The Great One. That was a desperate man at the end of his rope. Bettman and the other Hobbit’s can fuck off and die any die now.
I have 11 bucks in my wallet. I am more than qualified to buy this team.
I used to work as a 3rd party business consultant to the Jerry Moyes ‘empire’, and predicted (with a pointed finger in the air, mind you) back during the purchase that his involvement with a hockey team would turn into a failure the likes of which the sports world has never seen. Boy, did I dream small.
Damn you Vegas, Why couldn’t there have been a futures bet on this!