09.21.09 ‘CAGE DANCING’ IS BIGGER IN TEXAS
It was a Lawrence Tynes field goal that gave the New York Giants a win against the Dallas Cowboys, but the biggest kick for the fans must have been the new so-called “cage dancers” in the end zone of the new Cowboys Stadium. They’re that amalgam of Protestant pin-up girl and sexy astronaut that you’d hope they would be. And I guess they just stand up there and dance all day. That works for me.
I enjoy how awkward the subject is for Cris Collinsworth, who just last week had to apologize for a decades-old video about how he used to hit on teenage girls while he played for the Bengals. I can’t wait to see what happens when Chris Henry winds up in the Sunday Night Football booth 20 years from now…via, via, Thanks, Jack.
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‘CAGE DANCING’ IS BIGGER IN TEXAS
It’s going to be a great day when the Double Goddamn J gets called back to Hell.
You know what else is bigger in Texas? My cock.
/Seriously, I have a really large rooster on my farm.
That stadium is so nice you ALMOST forget about the failed football team is houses. Hookers and Hard Liquor Night wouldn’t be enough to distract me from how bad Romo is on the field.
I will bet $100 without watching the video that they are dancing to a Guns N’ Roses song.
Not so fast, women’s suffrage!
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