08.12.09 UNI (SUICIDE) WATCH: THE UFL’S NEW DUDS
The upstart United Football League, pro sports’ answer to Ponzi scheming, has released images of the uniforms for three of its four franchises. And honestly, it looks like some league executive handed his 5-year-old kid a box of crayons and said, “We need colors. Go.” They’re not atrocious. They’re too bland to be atrocious. The one positive you could say is that…well, they’re unique. It looks like everyone’s going to be using the same white, UFL helmet. Awesome. Two of the team names–the California Redwoods and the Los Vegas Locomotives–suck. Which means that they should extend the UFL brand very well. Whatever. Just let me know which one Michael Vick’s gonna wear in October…and you have to visit Dave’s new UFL blog, if only for the name
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UNI (SUICIDE) WATCH: THE UFL’S NEW DUDS
So I guess there are no Asian players.
Same helmets?
Vinny Testeverde’s head just exploded.
WNBA nicknames laugh at these names.
REDwoods.
Green unis.
Retarded.
What the fuck is a Tusker? Didn’t he used to play for the Bills?
/not really trying
Vagoo, you could also say:
Jim Fassel. Retarded.
A Tusker is a wild boar, many of which roam wild throughout the everglades and the state of Florida.
Yeah, I looked it up.
dude, i am an admitted Florida cracker and we do not call them tuskers. we call them hogs.
1) Never heard of a “tusker” and ive been hunting since I was little.
2) The schedule conflicts heavily with college football here in FL. Orlando & Tampa are the 2 largest UF alumni cities in the US, who the hell is going to consistently go to a UFL game over some of the better colleges in football (UF, FSU, UM, USF)?
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