I just hung a poster of Vince over my bed because he sent me this clip of a dude getting utterly destroyed by a Caucasian foot to the face. White guys kick like this…No, seriously, that dude is out before he even hits the mat. This is why American fighters go over to Japan; that and the vending machines over there. The women in Japan tend to be very submissive over there, except when it comes to swordplay and long division. I’m not too bad at long division…

Speaking of beatdowns in Japan, the Notre Dame “legends” team ran for 309 yards on Japan last week to win, 19-3. If you think those Asians have trouble communicating, they’ve got NOTHING on Lou Holtz.