Tennis phenoms Venus and Serena Williams are looking to purchase a share of the Miami Dolphins from new owner Stephen Ross, joining other celebs such as Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony and that one chica that used to date Ben Affleck.
“We don’t know what’s going on,” Williams said after her second-round match at the Rogers Cup Wednesday night in Toronto. “There’s been preliminary talks and, hopefully, it will work out. I mean, that would be a great opportunity for both of us. We’ll see what happens.”
Reports from the United States suggested an announcement would be made on Tuesday. The sisters live about an hour from where the Dolphins play. via.
Is there anyone reading this right now that DOESN’T own a share of the Miami Dolphins? Anyone? I think Ufford picked up his share last week. This is turning out to be the People’s Football Team. They should change their colors to red and gold and adopt the hammer-and-sickle as their logo. That’s a communism joke. Nothing dries up readership or women’s panties like economics talk.


The best part? Bill Parcells has to call all of these dipshits celebrity owners “boss”.
How come no photoshop on the picture?
What’s that? No way.
How did you make Serena’s arms smaller and keep the photoshop so seemless? You, sir, are an artist of DaVincian proportions.
So, celebrities I don’t care about are buying up shares of a team I don’t care about? Sounds like the perfect storm of YAWN to me.
/has the Dolphins down for 8 wins this year
Hahahahaha! I love the photoshopped picture. good job.
and despite all this celebrity bullshit, I still love my Dolphins. GO FINS!
THAT’S why she kept her helmet on for interviews!
i recognize that face, thats from right before she killed Gary Busey in the second movie.
Holy shit, is that the Predator?