Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link tapestry. But if you are a Scottish Lord then I AM MICKEY MOUSE!

  • Here’s Christmas Ape burning his Terrible Towel. It burned terribly…
    Kissing Suzy Kolber.
  • Linda Cohn hasn’t quite caught onto the monolith’s Twitter policy yet.
    The Rookies.
  • Here’s an early cheat sheet for fantasy football quarterbacks. Mass Hasselbeck didn’t make the cut…
    Open Sports.
  • This is the exact same lesson that I used to give when I coached girls’ golf in high school.
    Youtube, via GolfLessonVids
  • Dan Patrick is a douchebag, part 328. What’s his wife doing with a trailer, anyway?
    Sportress of Blogitude.
  • Leave it to California to produce one of the greatest mug shot tee shirts ever.
    The Smoking Gun, via Walkoff Walk.
  • Jeremy Roenick’s exit interview. With him retiring, I honestly don’t think I could name ten players in the league right now.
    Sports Radio Interviews.
  • If you’re not the anti-Semitic body art connoisseur I thought you were, then you don’t want to click this.
    Geekologie.
  • Shawn Kemp waited tables at a charity event. Did he get a shift meal or an employee discount on select menu items? Also, he buys all his cars at police auction.
    Steady Burn.

  • It’s official: Jamie Moyer’s going to the bullpen.
    The Legend of Cecilio Guante.
  • Are you down with the bald chicks? Hair’s overrated in a relationship, in my humble opinion…no, I was talking about me.
    Getback.
  • Here’s a “bad uniform” post that looks strangely familiar…
    Sports Poop.
  • I have no idea how anyone could make a Worst Owners list without the Bengals’ Mike Brown, but this guy did.
    Pacman Jonesin’.
  • The Miami Dolphin cheerleaders made a calendar for 2010. Airbrush, apparently, is alive and well.
    Busted Coverage.

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